for JK 

Christ on the Cross
looked up
licked his lips
looked down
at John Wayne
and said

"It's hot and uncomfortable
  up here. Could I get a beer
  and a woman?"

The Duke pulled the Roman girl
he had his arm around
a little closer and drawled

"Y'know what irritates me the most, darlin'?
 A martyr who complains..."

then he took a pull off his beer



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