"Chicken
For Breakfast"
Woke up late Sunday morning in a mid-July
Had
a hanker for some chicken and scrambled on the side
My woman good with the
oven when she put it inside
Or she can boil up her oil and serve it
deep-fried
So I done kicked that old lady clean out of the bed
Told
her I was so hungry I was out of my head
You grab me one of them
chickens and a bunch of them eggs
And I'll have me some breasts and some
thighs and legs
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Now look at that cock
Look at that cock
go
He shimmy and he shake
While he go to and fro
Used to be a little
pecker
But man did he grow
Look at that cock
Look at that cock
go
Now he's jumpin' like Old Scratch that big red bird
But
my girl like to catch 'em when it's good and hard
Watch her jiggle
and she wiggle like a bass guitar
Chasin' a hot young cock across the
barnyard
Now that cock ran a-foul and slipped between her legs
My girl
got in a twist and nearly done broke her neck
She wound up slippin' in a
puddle and she got all wet
And that damn cock ain't even in the oven
yet
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My old lady's dress is muddy - she a bit
displeased
But that gingham is a-swinging way up high above'r knees
I
might be an old rooster but I'm not a cock-tease
Cause her big green eyes
said, you know what I need
Now
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